The Helster and I met for a drink after work yesterday, and as so often happens, she accused me - harshly but accurately - of being a 'deaf bastard'. (a congenital wax problem that I suffer with nobility and great patience).
I responded, inevitably, with 'What?'.
I received a punch in the ribs and 'That joke isn't funny anymore' from the Helster. I proceeded to say that there could be a song in this, I felt strange compulsion to grow a quiff and stuff daffodils down my trousers, wear a big hearing aid, and claim to be celibate whilst in fact being as gay as a tree. (ie to be Morrissey).
So, anyway we arrive at Langtry's for a beer, and what song is playing as we sit down? 'That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore' by the Smiths...
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